PISSSH NO! Are you nuts!

Who wants to to be hit with a ball?... 

Once upon a time their was a girl named Jamie who was in the seventh grade.  Well when Jamie was in the seventh grade, she had an obsession with butterfly and flower clips. That morning as she got ready for school she put some in her hair. They were so cool they had sparkles and glowed in the dark...They were so awesome.

Well Jamie's seventh period class was Gym! She didn't mind gym it was fun. Until the teacher said the the dreadful words that they would be playing dodge ball today with a variation. This varation included blocking a bowling pin underneath the basketball ball hoop.. Well somewhere in the midst of all the chatting Jamie was volunteered to guard the bowling pin.. She did great and manged to avoid getting hit by the balls... Suddenly it came to her attention she was the last one in on her team... She felt so cool, only to have the moment crashed seconds later... She through the balls at the opposing team and manged to guard her pin... Well as fate would have it all the balls ended up on the other side, the teacher said something and Jamie made the horrible mistake of taking her eye off the opponents to look at the teacher.. Suddenly she hears watch out as a million balls come flying at her... It was to late.. smack... smack.. smack a dozen ball hit her...

Remember awesome butterfly clips?... not so awesome anymore. Oh did I mentioned the opponents were all Polynesian? Yup it hurt like a two-timing-mother-leaching-freaking-drunken-rabbit- lizards stars. She ended up shedding a few tears... never to play the game of dodge ball again or wear those annoying butterfly clips..

The End

This story was based on a true story.... Moral of it.. Don't play this hideous game!

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